If I were a superhero, I would want to be the "Great Green Soothie!"* The green soothie possesses ultimate power. It saves the day, everyday. There is no scream, no cry, no panic attack, no pre-hunger pang, no startle that the Great Green Soothie cannot, well, soothe. And it's green. Believe.
*Not to be confused with Captain Binki or Dyno Teat.
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